my-name-is-hilarious:

"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

yoccu:

the two best anon asks ive ever received:

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and

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i quote these both almost daily and have not once stopped laughing about them thanks kind anon (and hate anon, for your hate was true and real and i drink of it to restore my power)

spookbeast:

come on and slam

spookbeast:

come on and slam

(Source: monster-mack)

supersand-lesbian:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

HA its so true

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

(Source: hejibits.com)