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“get in loser, we’re going on the wagon train”
“oh my god, I love your apron, where did you get it?” “thanks, it was my mom’s in the 1880s” “vintage, so adorable”
“you know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski” “he’s your cousin, you should definitely marry him”
“I saw Cady Heron wearing a gored skirt and corset so I bought a gored skirt and corset”