Post reblogged from Not a Mermaid with 2,227 notes
the worst part about having boobs is when you’re eating and the food doesn’t make it to your mouth it just falls right into the crevice between your boobs and you have to fucking dig in your shirt like a heathen with no home training while everyone around you just stares at you like you’re trying to fondle yourself in public on purpose
Source: louisass
Actually, I use it as an excuse to fondle myself in public. Also, boob food tastes better. Everyone knows that.