Salmons Repeating

21st June 2012

Post reblogged from FUCKING TERRIBLE with 117 notes

Ok, Meet the Pyro mystery speculation time

deersu:

handingoutbricklers:

So last night 7 new items were added into TF2, here are what they are including the descriptions (I tried listing in order of rarity):

Pocket Lint: Is it fabric lint? Navel lint you’re keeping in your pocket so you don’t lose it? Naval lint brushed from the hull of a battleship? This is pretty mysterious lint.

Banana Peel: Where did the banana go? Sit down for this next part, because WE HAVE NO IDEA. Admit it, that’s kind of mysterious.

Goldfish: Does it strike you as mysterious that goldfish are neither MADE OF GOLD or EVEN FISH? Because it should. Also, goldfish ARE fish, we got that part wrong. TO GET YOU OFF THE SCENT!

Barn Door Plank: This barn door plank doesn’t look mysterious at all, until you view it at an atomic level. Hey, there’s a horse there next to all those atoms. They’re taking turns riding the horse. Man, how did a horse get there? Pretty darn mysterious.

Cheese Wheel: This cheese doesn’t seem so mysterious until you realize it’s full of bullet holes. Somebody got to this cheese before it could talk.

Damaged Capacitor: How did it get damaged? Who damaged it? What is a capacitor? Better get your tickets ready, because the mystery train is leaving the station. Or did it already leave? Another mystery!

Secret Diary: Unlike other games we could mention, owning this won’t trigger a sound file narrating secret diary entries. Why? Because we RESPECT THE PRIVACY of our characters. What are they hiding? Truly we live in MYSTERIOUS TIMES.

Now, I love a good mystery, and who better to solve a Mystery than Mr. Sherlock Holmes? 

Apparently, Equipping the Private Eye and the Nine-Pipe Problem on the Medic causes the descriptions of the above items to change!

Lint: “… the … .hi.h …”
Plank: “… yea. in, .e.r out …”
Peel: “… may … .n …”
Fish: “Thi.k o. …”
Diary: “… deed. of he.l.sh .rue..y … non. .he w.se..”
Capacitor: “… such .lace., .a.d …”
Cheese Wheel: “… go o. … t.e h.dde. .icke..ess …”

clearly a hidden message, but wait, there is more to this mystery….

When deciphered, you get this, a direct quote from the Sherlock Holmes Tale, “The Copper Beeches”

Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser.

what could this mean? Could there be further clues in the Copper Beeches Tale? 

Who wants to help me solve this mystery?

Come on Tumblr I know you’re obsessed with Sherlock as it is

GOOD JOB MEDIC IM PROUD OF U

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